Virtual Girlfriend

No, this is not another saga of an eBay auction, but recently a company based in the submissive territory called Hong Kong has developed an idea for mobile bonkers:

http://edition.cnn.com/2004/TECH/08/23/mobile.girlfriend.ap/

Let me pretend I am a subscriber and the object of my affection, is, say Lisa:

J: Do you love me?
Lisa: You haven't given me those fancy diamonds from Tiffany Virtual Gallery...dear...
J: Ok, I just send 5 bucks
Lisa: Wow! Looks like you picked out the one that I've always wanted. I LOVE U SO MUCH!
J: Can I tap you now?
Lisa: You need to purchase a groin attachment to your phone.

And the Japanese recently made a pillow based shaped like an arm of a man for lonely Japanese women. I don't know which idea is more brilliant, but we all know that we shouldn't be in Silicon Valley.