Me Love You Long Time...

A good friend of mine has asked me this question, "Why are there so many Asian girls with White guys in particular? I don't see as many Latinos or Blacks...." This isn't the first time someone asked me this question, but I had to go through a long explanation. Since this has become tiring I will devote this blog space for this purpose. Rather than just calling them plain "sell-outs" I will rather present a more realistic and somewhat scientific study :D because the Asian female is a unique species.

1) Asians are status conscious - you might say who isn't? Whether you are third or fourth generations, chances are you have been influenced by your native culture in this regard. In general, our culture deeply rooted thousands of years ago somehow created this strong notion of status quo. It doesn't matter whether you are Chinese, Vietnamese, Thai, Japanese, etc. It is the way of life and you have accepted it subconsciously. Through colonization, white folks have somehow taken a higher step in the status ladder. Because the only thing that can't be bought is the color of your skin, one easy way to rise up the ladder is to assimilate with the white folks, adopt a white last name like Ms. Michelle Maulkin, and somehow everyone will now believe you are white. Good job on fooling the color blind.

NOTE: The Chinese and the Japanese are the most frequent offenders in this regard, with the latter the worst. Why? The Japanese believe they are the strongest Asian group, so they would not assimilate with any other Asian groups. The only thing better is white.

2) Asian women are put off by the oppressive Asian male - this has some merit, though nowadays this probably no longer holds true. It's common to call Korean men wife beaters, but every stereotype holds a certain degree of truth. At the end, however, no matter what color you are, Mrs. will always be in charge of the castle :D.

3) Asians cannot accept darker skin - in other words, I am conjuring the term, racism. Somehow there's a notion of pale skin superiority, which was firmly rooted in the ancient cultures of Japan and China. It is therefore easy to ties this into the white skin superiority complex :D. See the connection? That's the reason you don't see many Asian females with Blacks or Latinos.

4) The Myth of the Bigger D___ - this is probably the worst explanation anyone can give me. If you want a bigger WMD please date a black dude. Don't even try to explain to me that a little French shrimp sporting 5' 5" in height can carry a big stick.

On this note: remember girls, just because semen is white it doesn't mean the guy who bust in your punani has to be as well.